What's a snake's favourite subject at school?
Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.
I LIKE THIS JOKE!!!!
I LIKE JOKE SNAKE
is very funny :) :)
It's ok but could be better
Here's a joke that is my favourite:
Teacher : Tom, why don't you wash your face everyday? I can see what you had for breakfast today.
Tom : What is it, teacher?
Teacher : Eggs.
Tom : Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. :-D
Disgusting, right? Do you like it?
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